Literacy is a funny thing. Many children struggle with it, but most of us come around in the end...

A Frickin' Elephant

Jake is five and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!"
Deep breath... "What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
And so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant